If you request a response or other materials that requires me to use a phone, Fax or U.S. mail, please send me some stamps, money, coupons, or other barter materials to help cover my expenses (NOTE: No additional livestock is being accepted at the present time. Please check back after the fall butchering season.) Thanks.

The Ultimate Cheapskate
Jeff Yeager
1611 Bryan Point Road
Accokeek, MD 20607

Email: UltCheapskate@aol.com
Phone 301/292-0811
Fax - Don't Have One
Cell Phone - Never Have, Never Will

Become a Miser Adviser

If you're tight with a buck and proud of it, you're invited to become a Miser Advisor to the Ultimate Cheapskate. The honor is, thankfully, free, but you must complete the following Declaration of Indespendence and email it to me to be eligible for membership:

"I, (name), am so cheap that I (give me your best tip)."